Stop. Just... stop. Academic papers should not look like they came out of Engrish.com. Academic papers also should not have phrases such as "Romeo be a complete idiot cuz Juilet be boring as hell."


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Here is my second attempt to write on the topic of equality for the new lit magazine that K.U.G.A.R. puts out, since my poem turned out to be not so much about equality as telling my eighth grade teacher to go fuck herself. I took the same kind of topic and tried to write more broadly about it. How much do you want to be that I'm going to be told ( Read more... )

So my mom's best friend came over today and gave me her idea of a college survival kit. Warning to everyone: Under this cut is boring images:

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Well, I should have known this existed, what with the recent lovefest everyone is having with Friendly Neighborhood Vampires. There is now a full-fledged Christian Vampire Novel. I'm not talking vaguely Christian undertones here, I'm talking teach the kiddies about Jesus vampires here. As in the end is neigh and this needs to be stopped. According ( Read more... )

 
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I found a funny video while I was surfing Youtube. Unfortunatly you'll only get it if you've seen the episode "Countrycide" from season 1 of Torchwood.

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Supersonic607 (12:40:40 PM): Chuck Norris>Mr. T> MacGuyver
ErinsEmoTears (12:41:05 PM): You've gotta be kidding me!
Supersonic607 (12:41:14 PM): Ok fine
ErinsEmoTears (12:41:17 PM): MacGuyver could blow them all up with toothpaste and a paperclip
Supersonic607 (12:41:26 PM): Good point..
ErinsEmoTears (12:42:16 PM): The man is like a human ( Read more... )

KICKBRENDEN THIS IS AN UNHOLY POTATO CHIP. (7:40:13 PM):

KICKBRENDEN YOU HAVE BEEN SPAMMED (7:40:15 PM):

So yeah, I just had my life threatened by a drugged up guy (who looked homeless), because his foodstamps card wouldn't work. I'm sorry, but if he hadn't A)spent all his money on drugs/booze and B)been so doped up/drunk that he couldn't remember his pin, it would have worked! I don't need to be called a "Fucking Cuntrag" by a customer, and I sure as ( Read more... )